Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
