We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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