You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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