What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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