Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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