So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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