He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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