420 ftw
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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