$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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