quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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