it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
