First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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