from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Randomize
