Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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