Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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