sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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