So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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