The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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