There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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