ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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