youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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