She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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