i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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