like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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