I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Duck Duck Cougar?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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