can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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