Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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