I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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