Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My pussy is not your playground.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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