32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Randomize
