so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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