So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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