I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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