no, he came in my armpit
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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