: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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