If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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