i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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