Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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