im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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