im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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