My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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