It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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