walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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