His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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