how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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