yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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