do herpes really smell.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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