We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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