so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
i just google imaged poop.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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