Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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