i was born a porn star she said
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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