My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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