Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
