Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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